Having a stroke from the MCAS By Catherine on 3/22/2007 08:44:00 AM
You know, sometimes I wonder if standardized testing is worth the hassle it creates. For example, some little toast-for-brains decided this morning that it would be wicked freaking funny to pull the fire alarm during the exam.Let's discuss what an idiot this kid is. Not only is he likely to be expelled, but it's not as warm as you'd expect outside either. Oh wait, right, it's March, in Massachusetts. It's not fucking warm at all. Although it's supposed to warm up today, there's still a foot of snow on the ground, and the mountains created by the plows are still pretty significant. What a little asshole.
Also, I'm pretty sure that at least some of the scores are invalid now. Maybe not ALL of the testing from the previous two days will be thrown out, but knowing the amount of bureaucracy inherent in the public schools and the Department of Ed tells me that some of the sophomores will have to retake at least today's portion of the English exam.
Mr. H looked like he was having a stroke. Were I not freezing my nips off, it would have been funny.
Long story short, I really hope this kid gets caught. Or, if he's a sophomore...
I hope he fails the MCAS.